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...hands in your pants with...
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...proud to bring you...
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| --( W I N N E R D E M O )-- |
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| | | | (3) | (___)_ |
| |_______|_______|_______| (_(4)__) Razor Ramon |
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| w e h a ve c o m p u t e r s |
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| w h i c h c a n b e a t y o u r c o m p u t e r s . . . |
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| [.ABOUT] |
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| We are happy to present you another fine production from Metalvotze, |
| only hurting asses are good asses. |
| The next production will be even more porn (150%) |
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| [.CREDITS] |
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| .code Nitro/AINC, Toxie/AINC |
| .music fieserWolf, Amaretto Gang(bang)sta |
| .graficks Nitro/AINC, Bitbreaker, Cupid/Hitmen, Ragnarok |
| .3d Nitro/AINC, Bitbreaker, Widdy |
| .concept Nitro/AINC, Bitbreaker |
| .nfo/ascii wreg/??? |
| .analsupport Conflict, Drago |
| .barbeque The whole bunch |
| .stayed@home Toxie/AINC!!!!! |
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| [.Greetz] |
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| - SquQuo |
| - Sundancer Inc. |
| - Vantage |
| - Nuance |
| - Abyss Connection |
| - Crest |
| - Hitmen |
| - Padua |
| - Plush |
| - Onslaught |
| - Atlantis |
| - Accept Party Pussies |
| - Remember |
| - Excess |
| - G(rand)*P(enis) |
| - Role |
| - Darklite (too much drugs) |
| - Oxyron |
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| [.Abmuschen 2004] |
| - (Anal)Intruder!!! *King of Abmusch* |
| - Syntax |
| - Cupid |
| - Jack Alien |
| - Hom(o)ecat |
| - Neotec |
| - Brix |
| - Toxie/AINC |
| - Seismic |
| - Spyda |
| - Graham |
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| [A-6-U-L.hotelsleepers] |
| - Unlock |
| - Weasel |
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| [.call for donations] |
| - Conflict: electricity bill |
| - Wolf: food parcels |
| - Drago: Neue Gummipuppe (Model Susi, 3-Loch) |
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Even if we were not elite, we are still elite...
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/ \__ 0__/ \
/ _ / - pissing penisbunny loves this demo!
/ / _/___
/ /_____(_) - so we love pissing penisbunny !
/ /___________ _
( ______________(_) . ____________________________________//
\ \_))|<--3,60m-->| . //
\ \\ . - Metalvotze (c) 2004
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| [.LYRICS] |
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| Here come the METALVOTZEN with the biggest dicks of all, |
| for 10 years we grab our balls. |
| If your dick is less than a meter, you won't become a member, |
| we are the genital elite, you remember? |
| We are the pain in your ass, deep inside, |
| Yo k, let's start with the demo now... |
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| 1. verse |
| Yeah, we are the cool Metalvotzen who snort into your t-shirts, |
| those who puke on the floor, and mob lamers... |
| They never mention us in their demos, |
| but who cares about these gays anyway? |
| They wrinkle their nose, calling us perverts |
| so what? Us Metalvotzen don't give a fuck 'bout your commerce. |
| They babble and they bluster, and pretend to be clever, |
| I don't know what you really are, but us, we are IHLAID. |
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| Refrain: |
| we have computers, which can beat your computers |
| we have computers, which can beat your computers |
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| To make you randy we did some effects |
| That look like they were done on a c64 |
| That let your dick grow... |
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| come on, let's see what's on |
| let's see what's on |
| let's see what's on |
| let's see what's on |
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| Hey, I can do rasterbars... |
| That adds a meter...(to your growing dick) (All) |
| And can even do a plasma, ehh? |
| That adds a meter...(to your growing dick) (All) |
| And can do a scroller too... |
| That adds a meter...(to your growing dick) (All) |
| And can also pixel and things... |
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| Which makes it grow enormously (All) |
| Dick length ... three meters sixty (Announcement) |
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| Refrain: |
| we have computers, which can beat your computers |
| we have computers, which can beat your computers |
| we have computers, which can beat your computers |
| we have computers, which can beat your computers |
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| Ok, blow now... |
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| (Solo) |
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| verse 2: |
| Faker as coder is really decadent |
| drinks beer from cans for 25 cent. |
| Bierkeule was his former handle |
| long haired he pranced around the scene |
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| And Syntax, horny as thousand men |
| likes it with his sister, from time to time. |
| He always finds a reason for boozing |
| that's why he became a soldier. |
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| Ragnarok pixels sick things all the time |
| pervert? Nevermind, he whoops all your asses. |
| He painted us a fetus on the cross, |
| why? To entertain the crowd. |
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| Drago is our Hamburg-parasite |
| in St.Pauli, he knows every hole and every spot. |
| His pornstar-moustache and bodybuilder body |
| will make your girls swoon, not to worry. |
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| And Conflict, lives far in the east, |
| can't barbecue with us at parties. |
| That's why you should spare him some money, |
| you'll get paid back in the showers. |
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| And Wolf likes 8bit and eating and Mett (raw corned meat) |
| and ham and sausage and roast and fat |
| He creates our music and that sounds like this: |
| Hey Ho - Hey Ho! |
| Hey Ho - Hey Ho! |
| Hey Ho - Ok, stop now guys, its really enough now... |
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| Refrain: |
| we have computers, which can beat your computers |
| we have computers, which can beat your computers |
| we have computers, which can beat your computers |
| we have computers, which can beat your computers |
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| (spoken) |
| Dude, our computers, |
| are really a lot better than your computers |
| I tell you, only our machines, make your dick, really thick. |
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| Refrain: |
| we have computers, which can beat your computers |
| we have computers, which can beat your computers |
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| The guys from AINC were not ashamed |
| to create this shit with us, here is the proof. |
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| Nitro likes to dress like a pornstar, |
| and Toxie gets creative with laughing gas |
| Respect!!!! |
| Yeah!! |
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| We greet all other Metalvotze-member: |
| Mephisto, Skud, Ivanov, Greenhorn... |
| Once a member, always a member... |
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Rhymes that haven't made it into the song, haha:
(Sorry in german again, no translation here!)
Syntax, das ist unser Masterproll
is schon nach zwei Stunden Party start-voll
Vom Saufen hatter schon Gehieanschwund,
optimal, sowas brauchen die beim Bund!
Während seine Schwester für uns die Beine spreizt
hat er schon den nächste Golf verheizt
Und jetzt, da fährt er BMW
obs besser wird? ich denk, neee
Kommt Drago mit seinem Pornobalken
könnt ihr erstmal eure Chicks festhalten
denn der Drago der tut ne Menge fürn Körperbau
zum Beispiel mit ner Hantel und nem Astra, jau
Einkaufen im Aldi, das ist echt Arbeit genug
Danach is immer erstmal die Bong am Zug
der drago aus dem yugo-land ist unsre hamburg zecke
kennt da auf st.pauli jedes loch und jede ecke
der drago liebt natursekt und andre schlimme sachen
normale sex-heftchen können ihn _echt_ nich mehr geil machen
Ragna steht auf richtig kranke Sachen
finden's andre pervers kann er nur lachen
Bierkeule oder einfach Arsch hat man ihn genannt
mit langen Haaren ist er in der Szene rumgerannt
Jetzt heisst er Faker und ist ein Synonym für dekadent
säuft nur Bier aus Pfanddosen für _25_ cent
Mit seiner ungedeckten Mastercard Gold
wer'n sich öfter mal paar Damen aus'm Puff geholt
Viel Essen und Trinken, das ist gut für seine Kotentleerung
und das ohne Kochen, dank Mensaernährung
ich weis ja nicht was ihr seid
aber wie, wir sind ihlaid
wir haben nicht nur den stärkren computer
sondern sind auch noch der vater eurer mutter
die denken sie wärn drei eins drei drei sieben
dabei sind sie nur zurückgeblieben
Solche Typen hängen nur an alten taten
und heute, da haben sie sich selbst verraten
in dem sie ihren roots verachten
und nur nach dem 1. Platz schmachten
wolf is so ne richtig fette Schlampe
braucht ständig nachschub für seine Killerwampe
Er muss sich ständig seine geilen löcher stopfen
-- am besten mit nem grossen Fleischpropfen
Zwischen Schwansen/Pimmel und Pansen, hat er nen dicken Nervenstrang
Drum finden Geilheit und Hunger bei ihm nen Zusammenhang
Ist er feucht inner Hose sind's auch die Magenwände
Soviel zu seiner Geilheit, comprende?
Auffer Arbeit isser immer nur beim Kacken
Nerven eh alle, die Studentenspacken
Die ganzen Votzen können nix
aber Faker der kann U-nix
metalvotze that is ten years of penetration,
not only of the scene, but the whole nation
8 bit are enough for being a pain in your asses,
we are anyway fed up with 3d for the masses